It’s time to celebrate as Kpopalypse blog is turning 3 years old! Here’s a post full of all the special secret website data as a present to say thank you to YOU, the readers!
Websites collect lots of fun data about their readers, but most sites don’t bother to share any of this stuff because they want to keep it all to themselves (or sell it to third-parties for a profit). However Kpopalypse doesn’t give a crap about any of that, so it’s time to share secret Kpopalypse data! Firstly, what countries visited Kpopalypse blog the most during 2015?
| Country | Views |
|---|---|
 United States |
272,324 |
 Singapore |
64,009 |
 Malaysia |
53,914 |
 Canada |
53,395 |
 Indonesia |
51,331 |
 United Kingdom |
48,152 |
 Australia |
47,171 |
 Philippines |
33,519 |
 Germany |
17,050 |
 Brazil |
16,980 |
 France |
14,041 |
 Mexico |
12,005 |
 Thailand |
10,716 |
 European Union |
10,094 |
 Netherlands |
9,842 |
 Hong Kong SAR China |
9,082 |
 Sweden |
8,650 |
 South Korea |
8,409 |
 New Zealand |
8,327 |
 Poland |
8,244 |
 Vietnam |
8,074 |
 Japan |
6,060 |
 Spain |
5,606 |
 Italy |
5,322 |
 Russia |
5,189 |
 Finland |
4,287 |
 Portugal |
4,224 |
 Turkey |
3,982 |
 India |
3,880 |
 Romania |
3,716 |
 Norway |
3,508 |
 Taiwan |
3,057 |
 Denmark |
2,911 |
 Peru |
2,725 |
 Chile |
2,539 |
 Brunei |
2,531 |
 Argentina |
2,512 |
 Colombia |
2,012 |
 Belgium |
1,964 |
 United Arab Emirates |
1,937 |
 Greece |
1,843 |
 Croatia |
1,719 |
 Myanmar (Burma) |
1,676 |
 Hungary |
1,662 |
 Saudi Arabia |
1,643 |
 Venezuela |
1,597 |
 Czech Republic |
1,595 |
 Austria |
1,557 |
 Switzerland |
1,287 |
 Ireland |
1,284 |
 South Africa |
1,161 |
 Serbia |
1,066 |
 China |
1,051 |
 Nicaragua |
1,009 |
Hopefully you’ll find your completely awesome country somewhere in the list above! Countries not listed here didn’t show enough determination – although I’m completely impressed by the high determination levels of the 15 people who visited my site from Syria this year!
Which posts were the most popular on Kpopalypse blog during 2015? Here’s the top 20!
It’s great to see the article index in there, it means that people are actually finding it useful and all that effort that I go to finding idols in hanbok doing heart signs each month isn’t wasted! Of course, very popular posts that are also very recent (like big boobs post part 3) haven’t been in circulation for long enough to gain a spot on this list. Unsurprisingly, fap posts dominated the list as they always do, even though the relative proportion of fap posts on this site is actually quite small, a lot smaller than the “today’s top posts” sidebar on the right would have you believe. Pretend to be disgusted by my posts as much as you want, my statistics don’t lie (unlike your grandstanding moralistic comments), so I know what you really like. Ignoring fap, it seems that figuring out who the fuck is who in Red Velvet, why MR removed videos are a waste of your time and lists of songs that I liked and disliked were the things you wanted to read about the most.
Once people are at Kpopalyspe blog, where are they most likely to go next?
| URL | Clicks |
|---|---|
 youtube.com |
70,139 |
| WordPress.com Media |
60,868 |
| asianjunkie.com |
11,562 |
| antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com.au |
7,480 |
| ask.fm |
4,451 |
| en.wikipedia.org |
3,560 |
| soompi.com |
2,876 |
| antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com |
1,975 |
| kpopstarz.com |
1,938 |
 Reddit |
1,905 |
| popdust.com |
1,625 |
| omonatheydidnt.livejournal.com |
1,453 |
 Twitter |
1,060 |
| freeasteroids.org |
822 |
| ohkpop.com |
758 |
| dkpopnews.net |
677 |
| k-airportfashion.tumblr.com |
674 |
| kpopalypse.polldaddy.com |
666 |
| forums.soompi.com |
612 |
| cheezburger.com/5872236032 |
539 |
WordPress.com Media are all the images hosted on my own site that people have been clicking. A sort of the most popular images reveals that most people have either been doing the Red Velvet Identification Test, or saving all the pictures from my big boobs posts.
The big red netizen comment translation button from this post performed strongly as a popular click choice… also, nobody can resist “Jiyeoncam.jpg” which performs highly every year! This of course is due to Jiyeon’s webcam controversy. For those unaware of it, I recently clarified this watershed moment in k-pop on my ask.fm for the benefit of all:
I hope Jiyeon has by now upgraded her laptop with all that money from spruiking MMOs to China’s growing nerd gamer demographic.
The top ten most popular Youtube destinations that you clicked on (not including any clicks on videos embedded in the site), in order:
- CL – The Baddest Female (930)
- Perfume – One Room Disco (729)
- House Rulez ft. Clara – Invitiation (713)
- Ice Bucket Challenge – Ailee (524)
- Puer Kim – It’s Hard To Be A Daughter Of A Woman Loved By God (513)
- Eat Your Kimchi: WTF – Electronic Fake Jump Rope (489)
- Girls’ Generation – I Got A Boy (471)
- Ice Bucket Challenge – Clara (467)
- Bobby Bones: The Bombshell Secret (453)
- InfinitelyInspiritSY: Why f(x) Don’t Have An Official Fanclub Name (451)
The top ten Asian Junkie articles you found through Kpopalypse blog:
The top ten Anti Kpop-Fangirl articles you found through Kpopalypse blog:
What did people search up on the Interwebs that brought them to Kpopalypse blog? Here’s the most popular search terms that led them here.
| kpopalypse | 1,577 |
| korean pornstar | 1,562 |
| kpop boobs | 608 |
| kpop porn | 399 |
| https://kpopalypse.wordpress.com/2014/10/27/big-boobs-in-k-pop-guide-part-2-the-boobs-that-kpopalypse-forgot/ | 199 |
| kpopalypse ask fm | 161 |
| kpop breast | 158 |
| korean boobs | 151 |
| korean pornstars | 139 |
| korean porn star | 134 |
| kpop ass | 126 |
| korean idol porn | 125 |
| exo tao bullied | 119 |
| kpop big boobs | 106 |
| kpop boob | 98 |
| girls generation porn | 95 |
| kpop tits | 84 |
| busty kpop | 81 |
| https://kpopalypse.wordpress.com/ | 79 |
| pornstar korean | 72 |
| kpop fap | 69 |
| julia jav | 69 |
| korean boob | 66 |
| k pop porn | 66 |
| korean big boobs | 64 |
| https://kpopalypse.wordpress.com/2014/04/13/6-k-pop-idols-who-look-like-busty-pornstars/ | 62 |
| kpop pornstar | 60 |
| hong jin young boobs | 60 |
| hitomi tanaka | 56 |
| girl generation porn | 53 |
| kpop fap material | 53 |
| netizenbuzz | 51 |
| hyuna boobs | 50 |
| korean porn stars | 48 |
| jessica snsd 2015 | 48 |
| worst kpop groups | 46 |
| fap material kpop | 46 |
| kpop idol porn | 45 |
| snsd black ocean | 44 |
| kpop star porn | 41 |
| kpop bra | 40 |
| kpop ass gif | 40 |
| girl generation sex | 40 |
| girls generation sex | 40 |
| cl boobs | 37 |
| https://kpopalypse.wordpress.com/2013/12/10/bring-the-girls-out-a-friendly-and-informative-guide-to-big-boobs-in-k-pop/ | 37 |
| kpop cleavage | 36 |
| k-pop porn | 34 |
| kpop busty | 33 |
| mr removed | 33 |
| big boobs korean | 32 |
| yeri red velvet | 32 |
| snsd jessica 2015 | 31 |
| biggest boobs in kpop | 31 |
| https://kpopalypse.wordpress.com/2013/09/24/pornography-and-your-right-to-fap-which-k-pop-idols-are-dedicated-to-the-cause/ | 30 |
| kpop big tits | 30 |
| https://kpopalypse.wordpress.com/2015/04/04/the-red-velvet-identification-test/ | 30 |
| exid boobs | 29 |
| kpop biggest breast | 29 |
| worst kpop songs | 28 |
| korea boobs | 28 |
| kpop big breast | 28 |
| fapping to kpop | 28 |
| hong jin young breast | 27 |
| kpop stars porn | 27 |
| sunny snsd boobs | 27 |
| siwon homosexual | 27 |
| snsd boobs | 27 |
| exid hani boobs | 26 |
| sm trainee | 26 |
| big boobs kpop | 26 |
| hyuna ass | 26 |
| yura boobs | 25 |
| jaekyung boobs | 25 |
| snsd sunny breast | 25 |
| kpop idol big boobs | 25 |
| snsd breast | 24 |
| korean idols porn | 24 |
| https://kpopalypse.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/the-ultimate-k-pop-asses-13-weapons-of-ass-destruction/ | 23 |
| big boobs korea | 23 |
| kpop big boob | 23 |
| korean big tits | 23 |
| black ocean kpop | 23 |
| korean ass | 23 |
| snsd sunny boobs | 22 |
| g.na boobs | 22 |
| kpop biggest boobs | 22 |
| kpopalyse | 22 |
| f(x) | 22 |
| kpop girl boobs | 21 |
| korean big breast | 21 |
| korean porn idol | 21 |
| seolhyun ass | 21 |
| iu boobs | 20 |
| korean av industry | 19 |
| hyosung boobs | 19 |
| best boobs in kpop | 19 |
| boobs kpop | 19 |
| jiyeon boobs | 18 |
| korean big boob | 18 |
| kpop boob job | 18 |
| kpop girls boobs | 18 |
| fappable music videos | 18 |
| hong jin young boob | 18 |
| kpop idols porn | 18 |
| breast kpop | 18 |
| korean idol big boobs | 17 |
| cl 2ne1 boobs | 17 |
| kpop black ocean | 17 |
| fap kpop | 17 |
| best kpop boobs | 17 |
| porn star korea | 17 |
| kara | 17 |
| korean pop porn | 16 |
| boobs korean | 16 |
| biggest breast in kpop | 16 |
| sm entertainment trainees | 16 |
| big boobs in kpop | 16 |
| hani exid breast | 16 |
| hitomi tanaka hyoyeon | 16 |
| korean idol boobs | 16 |
Well, I’m glad that my own name just managed to beat out “korean pornstar” as a search term this time around! As you can see, you people search up an awful lot of smut, which is why I’m so cynical when you pretend to be all offended and shit about my harmless good-natured satirical Australian-style humour or the fact that occasionally I like the appearance of a girl in a k-pop group who is of legal age.
Here’s the most popular posts by category. The views number here is a weekly average.
The least popular type is Nugu Alert, which isn’t listed because this list only displays nine categories and it’s the tenth. Nugu Alert gets a good reaction from regular readers but is stratospherically unpopular with the average casual k-pop Internet surfer. It’s good to see that readers are liking the new roundup series though!
Normally I’d finish this post off by answering a bunch of questions that led people to this site but the site is so popular now that it’s impossible to retrieve this data, it gets pushed way past the bottom of the search terms lists that I now get sent. You’ll just have to use my ask.fm if you want to ask me shit. So have this T-ara live performance instead.
Thanks to all readers who supported Kpopalypse blog in 2015 by linking my sites, discussing me, translating, or just coming here and reading my crap, I love all of you! Also thanks to my haters who keep commenting about me, keeping my activity trending highly on searches and giving me hilarious things to write about, I love all of you too! Also a big thanks to Asian Junkie, Anti Kpop-Fangirl (both of whom oddly still let me write for them, for which I’m eternally grateful even though they probably shouldn’t just for their own sanity’s sake) and all the caonimas!
If any of you get the urge to send postcards, you can do it here:
Kpopalypse, 3D Radio, PO BOX 937 Stepney SA Australia 5069
Keep in mind that some countries have bad, baaaaad postal systems compared to Australia so I may or may not receive postcards – but if I do, I’ll feature them in the next episode of Caonima Creativity Corner, along with any other creative Kpopalypse content that people alert me to!
Thanks for reading, and Kpopalypse will return in 2016, but not before a few more posts over the coming two weeks to wrap up 2015! Stay safe and party responsibly!
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