It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup! Let’s check out this week’s new releases!
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The flow of new k-pop is starting to slow down in preparation for the Christmas bullshit music season, so this was a very quiet week. Just like last year, Roundup will probably cease for a few weeks in December, but don’t worry because you’ll have lots of other Kpopalypse posts to fill the gap! Anyway here’s the new stuff:
Badkiz – Ear Attack 2
An inferior version of the original with too much fluff, less abrasiveness and the inclusion of a weak blues-style I-I-IV-I progression. Not ear-attacky enough.
Sistar & Giorgio Moroder – One More Day
Similar to but not as good as Sakura Dungeon.
Sejeong – Jelly Bean Flower Way
Zico really is a faggot bitch for producing this one.
Zico ft. Crush, Dean – Bermuda Triangle
In the meantime Zico’s own song is really good when it’s not R&B-wanking. Pity about the waste-of-time guests, Crush and Dean consistently bring nothing to k-pop and should be forgotten about as soon as possible.
Madclown ft. Haeri – Lie
Haeri is on a tight leash here and doesn’t warble all over the track, thank fuck. It’s still not very good though.
S.E.S – Love Story
This group sucked in the 90s and they still suck now, except now that k-pop overall has gotten better they don’t have an excuse to be this shit.
Luna & Jambinai – From The Place To Be Erased
Jambinai are a one-trick pony for sure, but it’s a great trick. Luna on the other hand can do anything, I’m expecting her to partake in a duet with Obituary next week at this rate.
BONUS SONGS
Stereotype – Falling
Extremely unspectacular but gosh the girl is pretty, that’s got to be worth something. Or maybe not.
Mamamoo – Memory
This is such a boring coffee-shop piece of shit that they even show you how to make a coffee in the video. Talk about no shame.
Jo Jung Suk, D.O – Don’t Worry
Korea can even turn people kicking the shit out of each other into a boring ballad.
Bom-i – Girlish
The chorus is just a bit too grating to compete with the really good trot songs.
Kream – Good Morning
Who could possibly find this interesting in any way.
KCM ft. Lyn – Ordinary Love
Oh dear.
That’s all for this week, more new songs next week!
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