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This post is a full index of all current Kpopalypse articles (minus a few minor ones like site update news etc) because the default archives weren’t sexy enough.  The index includes all versions that I’ve posted to other sites, or found on other sites, all related discussions I’ve found, and all versions translated into other languages where applicable.   It will be updated every time I post a new blog.  Posts are in reverse chronological order, so new posts will get added to the top of the list.

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If you know of any copies or translated versions of Kpopalypse articles that are not listed here, or spot any broken links, please let me know in the comments below, or via Twitter/ask.fm!

 

qrihan

MAY 2014

Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 3 – A-Force, LUMI-L, AshGray ft. Gilme

Highlighting nugus.  Theme for this post – crappy dancing!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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apinkhan

April 2014

 All about the Kpopalypse radio show

I do a radio show.  You could listen to it, if you wanted.

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Pseudo-feminism – how to make k-pop’s “white coater” work for you

How to post overt k-pop fap material and still keep the moral high ground in any argument.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Kpopalypse K-pop Press Release Decoder

The hidden language of press releases explained, with several k-pop examples.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE survey – the results!

The results of the April 2014 Kpopalypse survey (now closed).

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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6 k-pop idols who look like busty pornstars

Self-explanatory.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Why you don’t sound like an idol – inside vocal production

A technical post about pop vocal production techniques.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Cute concepts: the red flag of jism

Exploring the complete lack of difference between cute concepts and sexy concepts.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

OneHallyu repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

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crayhane

March 2014

Way’s Girls

Fiction: Crayon Pop-aligned charity “Way’s Girls” changes lives.  Redistribution is coming!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 2: Stay Foolish, Amor Fati, Funny Collection

Highlighting nugu MVs.  Theme for this post – female-fronted rock bands.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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POSITIVE post: 3 people who I like in k-pop right now

Thinking outside the square of popular opinion on Suzy, Sulli and Kim Kwang Soo.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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Stop the Lizzy Duckface

A petition to improve the quality of Lizzy pictures.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

Direct link to Change.org petition

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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Arcadey

Kpopalypse interviews Jacques Peterson of Arcadey/Popdust/The Prophet Blog.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Allkpop forum repost

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Rainaism – join the new religion of k-pop (and give me money)

What’s good for the goose…

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Haiku song reviews – many reviews in one post – can you handle it?

Reviewing k-pop while keeping in mind the maxim “less is more”.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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fx5

February 2014

CRAYON PUNK

How Crayon Pop are (kind of) like a punk group.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/Crayon Pop discussion

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My bias is a true artist, like, OMG”: music production and songwriting credits explained

What artist credits in article and liner notes actually mean, behind the hype.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Allkpop.ru version (Russian)

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Sexy concepts: whore-clicking, or click-whoring? Also Girls’ Generation’s breaking sex controversy revealed!

Sexy concepts and click-whoring in theory, and then in practice.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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I’m in D-D-D-D-Danger – truth, fiction and f(x)

Fiction: Is f(x) really mistreated by SM Entertainment?  A fangirl finds out the truth, with the help of a little magic.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE NUGU ALERT – Episode 1: Fresh Boyz, Valiant, Cherry Kim ft. SNK

Highlighting nugu MVs.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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sandra

January 2014

BOMDMAS – YG truth formula

Using the power of maths to predict YG’s business decisions.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The 9 biases of KPOPALYPSE

Answering the important question – who in k-pop does Kpopalypse fap over the most?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/Crayon Pop discussion

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Let’s help KARA have a bright future

Kpopalypse attempts to solve KARA’s lineup difficulties.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Learning relative pitch – the k-pop way

Music theory class for k-pop fans who need motivation to learn pitching.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Cao Ni Ma! Song Of The Grass Mud Horse

Short companion post to “Support Freedom, Support Sulli“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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BRAZZERS

BRAZZERS

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Chocolate Love – marketing 101 for deluded k-pop fans

Where the money goes, and who the real consumers are in the k-pop equation.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Enlarge Your K-pop version (French)

Reddit discussion

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gnahan

December 2013

KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2013

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/Crayon Pop discussion

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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2013

A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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KPOPALYPSE’s Christmas song roundup 2013

Kpopalypse listens to and rates 2013′s worthless Christmas songs, so you don’t have to.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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KPOPALYPSE’s website search terms for 2013

Observing and responding to Kpopalypse 2013 website statistics for your entertainment.

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Six words that most k-pop fans don’t know how to use

Some overrated cheap flop post that is useless, irrelevant and delusional.  Just ignore.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Bring the girls out – a friendly and informative guide to big boobs in k-pop

A quick guide to busty k-pop girls, features everyone you need to know.  Except Yura and Lee Hyori.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Perving On Female K-pop repost (image highlights)

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Project Luhan part 2: The Only Good Sasaeng…

Fiction: sequel to “Sasaeng Control – Project Luhan“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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soohan

November 2013

Okay, so I’ll do another blog about plagiarism, sampling and genre similarity as long as you all promise to STFU about it.

Companion post to “Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Go fuck your MAMAs.

All about music award ceremonies and why nobody cares.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Lightsticks and Sones won’t break my bones: the truth about k-pop black oceans.

How could SNSD keep performing during their 2008 black ocean without bursting into tears?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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I’ll show you… why I don’t like Allkpop.

Allkpop was disliked by many due to releasing nude images of Ailee, but I have my own reasons…

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Sasaeng control – Project Luhan

Fiction: what to do with Exo sasaengs?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Why are you so stiff about it?

The double-standards of fans and sexuality explored in a post purely made from images and screencaps.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Equally angsty Koreaboo i-netizen – the meme

Companion post to “Angsty Korean netizen: the meme“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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iuhan

October 2013

Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies

How plagiarism works, and how it doesn’t work.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Dani is a perfect 10

Nobody seems to like T-ara N4′s Dani.  Here’s 10 reasons why Kpopalypse is on her side.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Why the Fapgod has a seat in heaven reserved for IU

Fiction: what’s with all the sexy comebacks lately?  Step inside the mind of IU and find out.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Busker Busker shows that music is not sport. In other news, water is wet.

All about music competitions and why you shouldn’t bother or care.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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MBLAQ-Hanbok-08

September 2013

Pornography and your right to fap: which K-pop idols are dedicated to the cause?

It’s a difference in determination levels.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Her “talents” are huge – why “MR removed” videos are all bullshit

Sadly, nobody picked up on the Meet The Feebles reference in the title.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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This little Piggy Doll didn’t go to market

If your online comments say one thing, and your wallet says another, guess which has more influence?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fuckin’ mergers – how do THEY work?

Explaining SM/Woollim and every k-pop merger ever with the help of a JYP-esque fictional scenario.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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4Minute in Sydney 1 September 2013: live review

Self-explanatory.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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herihan

August 2013

What comes After School? Your education.

The Internet is dumbing down the world, but After School are here to help.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Your bias gets INFINITE amounts of pussy

How laid are your oppas?  Very, very laid.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Do EXO have the ability to fix up their own batshit crazy fandom? Of course they do.

They have the power.  But if not, there’s always Project Luhan.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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T-ae wants some cock……….. tail.

Alerting you to the most fappable k-pop video of 2013.  You’re welcome.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The Crayon Pop fanboy cull

Fiction: it’s a tough life for high-school k-pop fanboys, and Crayon Pop are about to make it even tougher.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Ilbe repost

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Zen and the art of not being a complete fuckhead, k-pop style

Try it sometime.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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You say “hnnnngh”, I say “haeeeein”

How things get done in k-pop outsourcing-land.  Also, Haein’s boobs.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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f(x) Sulli Chuseok Festival

July 2013

Does your bias use Autotune: or – does a bear shit in the woods?

Autotune is everywhere.  Even this post has probably been moved to the nearest correct facts.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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SUPPORT FREEDOM – SUPPORT SULLI

Cao ni ma!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Confirmation bias 101 for oxygen-wasting k-pop fandoms

Teaching people to think like they’re in the 21st century instead of the Middle Ages.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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T-ara’s “Target” is your boyfriend’s jizz

Fiction: T-ara haters aren’t born, they are made.  Here’s how CCM is making them, and also how CCM is unmaking them.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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fx4

June 2013

Obligatory k-pop plastic surgery blog post #672

You’ll never call any k-pop idol a “plastic surgery monster” ever again.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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JongKey? Try JongTomi!

The only One True Partnership that matters to Kpopalypse.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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jonghanl

May 2013

The Shure Super 55 microphone test – does your bias fail it? Probably.

You’d think singers would know how to hold a microphone but guess what.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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parkshinye

March 2013

A word about my new blogging gig and rabid k-pop fandoms.

How and why Kpopalypse started blogging for Anti Kpop-Fangirl.

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G-Dragon’s cunty hat and why you shouldn’t be a little bitch about it.

One cunt sticking up for another.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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I did a survey in the Allkpop forums, because I have no life.

Kpopalypse was really bored this day.

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Angsty Korean Netizen: The Meme

Can a Korean netizen, like, for one second, stop being a fuckwit?

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jiyhan

February 2013

KPOPALYPSE drinking game

Kpopalypse promotes responsible alcoh… who are we kidding.  Listen to the Kpopalypse radio show and get fucking drunk as shit.

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Let’s go to Sydney and not see a k-pop concert. Also, Sydney k-pop shopping guide.

Where and how to get k-pop in Sydney, Australia.

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KPOPALYPSE’s favourite live(ish) k-pop performances

Some live stages for you to enjoy.

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Shindong

January 2013

K-pop? Why?

People are always asking this.  Here’s the Kpopalypse answer.

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eunjungjan

December 2012

KPOPALYPSE’s top 22 k-pop songs for 2012

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

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