This post is a full index of all current Kpopalypse articles (minus a few minor ones like site update news etc) because the default archives weren’t sexy enough. The index includes all versions that I’ve posted to other sites, or found on other sites, all related discussions I’ve found, and all versions translated into other languages where applicable. It will be updated every time I post a new blog. Posts are in reverse chronological order, so new posts will get added to the top of the list.
If you know of any copies or translated versions of Kpopalypse articles that are not listed here, or spot any broken links, please let me know in the comments below, or via Twitter/ask.fm!
MAY 2014
Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 3 – A-Force, LUMI-L, AshGray ft. Gilme
Highlighting nugus. Theme for this post – crappy dancing!
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April 2014
All about the Kpopalypse radio show
I do a radio show. You could listen to it, if you wanted.
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Pseudo-feminism – how to make k-pop’s “white coater” work for you
How to post overt k-pop fap material and still keep the moral high ground in any argument.
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The Kpopalypse K-pop Press Release Decoder
The hidden language of press releases explained, with several k-pop examples.
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KPOPALYPSE survey – the results!
The results of the April 2014 Kpopalypse survey (now closed).
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6 k-pop idols who look like busty pornstars
Self-explanatory.
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Why you don’t sound like an idol – inside vocal production
A technical post about pop vocal production techniques.
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Cute concepts: the red flag of jism
Exploring the complete lack of difference between cute concepts and sexy concepts.
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March 2014
Way’s Girls
Fiction: Crayon Pop-aligned charity “Way’s Girls” changes lives. Redistribution is coming!
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 2: Stay Foolish, Amor Fati, Funny Collection
Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – female-fronted rock bands.
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POSITIVE post: 3 people who I like in k-pop right now
Thinking outside the square of popular opinion on Suzy, Sulli and Kim Kwang Soo.
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Stop the Lizzy Duckface
A petition to improve the quality of Lizzy pictures.
Direct link to Change.org petition
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Arcadey
Kpopalypse interviews Jacques Peterson of Arcadey/Popdust/The Prophet Blog.
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Rainaism – join the new religion of k-pop (and give me money)
What’s good for the goose…
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Haiku song reviews – many reviews in one post – can you handle it?
Reviewing k-pop while keeping in mind the maxim “less is more”.
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February 2014
CRAYON PUNK
How Crayon Pop are (kind of) like a punk group.
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“My bias is a true artist, like, OMG”: music production and songwriting credits explained
What artist credits in article and liner notes actually mean, behind the hype.
Allkpop.ru version (Russian)
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Sexy concepts: whore-clicking, or click-whoring? Also Girls’ Generation’s breaking sex controversy revealed!
Sexy concepts and click-whoring in theory, and then in practice.
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I’m in D-D-D-D-Danger – truth, fiction and f(x)
Fiction: Is f(x) really mistreated by SM Entertainment? A fangirl finds out the truth, with the help of a little magic.
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KPOPALYPSE NUGU ALERT – Episode 1: Fresh Boyz, Valiant, Cherry Kim ft. SNK
Highlighting nugu MVs.
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January 2014
BOMDMAS – YG truth formula
Using the power of maths to predict YG’s business decisions.
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The 9 biases of KPOPALYPSE
Answering the important question – who in k-pop does Kpopalypse fap over the most?
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Let’s help KARA have a bright future
Kpopalypse attempts to solve KARA’s lineup difficulties.
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Learning relative pitch – the k-pop way
Music theory class for k-pop fans who need motivation to learn pitching.
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Cao Ni Ma! Song Of The Grass Mud Horse
Short companion post to “Support Freedom, Support Sulli“.
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BRAZZERS
BRAZZERS
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Chocolate Love – marketing 101 for deluded k-pop fans
Where the money goes, and who the real consumers are in the k-pop equation.
Enlarge Your K-pop version (French)
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December 2013
KPOPALYPSE’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2013
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
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KPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2013
A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.
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KPOPALYPSE’s Christmas song roundup 2013
Kpopalypse listens to and rates 2013′s worthless Christmas songs, so you don’t have to.
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KPOPALYPSE’s website search terms for 2013
Observing and responding to Kpopalypse 2013 website statistics for your entertainment.
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Six words that most k-pop fans don’t know how to use
Some overrated cheap flop post that is useless, irrelevant and delusional. Just ignore.
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Bring the girls out – a friendly and informative guide to big boobs in k-pop
A quick guide to busty k-pop girls, features everyone you need to know. Except Yura and Lee Hyori.
Perving On Female K-pop repost (image highlights)
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Project Luhan part 2: The Only Good Sasaeng…
Fiction: sequel to “Sasaeng Control – Project Luhan“.
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November 2013
Okay, so I’ll do another blog about plagiarism, sampling and genre similarity as long as you all promise to STFU about it.
Companion post to “Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies“.
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Go fuck your MAMAs.
All about music award ceremonies and why nobody cares.
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Lightsticks and Sones won’t break my bones: the truth about k-pop black oceans.
How could SNSD keep performing during their 2008 black ocean without bursting into tears?
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I’ll show you… why I don’t like Allkpop.
Allkpop was disliked by many due to releasing nude images of Ailee, but I have my own reasons…
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Sasaeng control – Project Luhan
Fiction: what to do with Exo sasaengs?
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Why are you so stiff about it?
The double-standards of fans and sexuality explored in a post purely made from images and screencaps.
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Equally angsty Koreaboo i-netizen – the meme
Companion post to “Angsty Korean netizen: the meme“.
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October 2013
Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies
How plagiarism works, and how it doesn’t work.
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Dani is a perfect 10
Nobody seems to like T-ara N4′s Dani. Here’s 10 reasons why Kpopalypse is on her side.
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Why the Fapgod has a seat in heaven reserved for IU
Fiction: what’s with all the sexy comebacks lately? Step inside the mind of IU and find out.
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Busker Busker shows that music is not sport. In other news, water is wet.
All about music competitions and why you shouldn’t bother or care.
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September 2013
Pornography and your right to fap: which K-pop idols are dedicated to the cause?
It’s a difference in determination levels.
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Her “talents” are huge – why “MR removed” videos are all bullshit
Sadly, nobody picked up on the Meet The Feebles reference in the title.
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This little Piggy Doll didn’t go to market
If your online comments say one thing, and your wallet says another, guess which has more influence?
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Fuckin’ mergers – how do THEY work?
Explaining SM/Woollim and every k-pop merger ever with the help of a JYP-esque fictional scenario.
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4Minute in Sydney 1 September 2013: live review
Self-explanatory.
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August 2013
What comes After School? Your education.
The Internet is dumbing down the world, but After School are here to help.
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Your bias gets INFINITE amounts of pussy
How laid are your oppas? Very, very laid.
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Do EXO have the ability to fix up their own batshit crazy fandom? Of course they do.
They have the power. But if not, there’s always Project Luhan.
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T-ae wants some cock……….. tail.
Alerting you to the most fappable k-pop video of 2013. You’re welcome.
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The Crayon Pop fanboy cull
Fiction: it’s a tough life for high-school k-pop fanboys, and Crayon Pop are about to make it even tougher.
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Zen and the art of not being a complete fuckhead, k-pop style
Try it sometime.
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You say “hnnnngh”, I say “haeeeein”
How things get done in k-pop outsourcing-land. Also, Haein’s boobs.
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July 2013
Does your bias use Autotune: or – does a bear shit in the woods?
Autotune is everywhere. Even this post has probably been moved to the nearest correct facts.
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SUPPORT FREEDOM – SUPPORT SULLI
Cao ni ma!
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Confirmation bias 101 for oxygen-wasting k-pop fandoms
Teaching people to think like they’re in the 21st century instead of the Middle Ages.
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T-ara’s “Target” is your boyfriend’s jizz
Fiction: T-ara haters aren’t born, they are made. Here’s how CCM is making them, and also how CCM is unmaking them.
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June 2013
Obligatory k-pop plastic surgery blog post #672
You’ll never call any k-pop idol a “plastic surgery monster” ever again.
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JongKey? Try JongTomi!
The only One True Partnership that matters to Kpopalypse.
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May 2013
The Shure Super 55 microphone test – does your bias fail it? Probably.
You’d think singers would know how to hold a microphone but guess what.
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March 2013
A word about my new blogging gig and rabid k-pop fandoms.
How and why Kpopalypse started blogging for Anti Kpop-Fangirl.
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G-Dragon’s cunty hat and why you shouldn’t be a little bitch about it.
One cunt sticking up for another.
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I did a survey in the Allkpop forums, because I have no life.
Kpopalypse was really bored this day.
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Angsty Korean Netizen: The Meme
Can a Korean netizen, like, for one second, stop being a fuckwit?
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February 2013
KPOPALYPSE drinking game
Kpopalypse promotes responsible alcoh… who are we kidding. Listen to the Kpopalypse radio show and get fucking drunk as shit.
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Let’s go to Sydney and not see a k-pop concert. Also, Sydney k-pop shopping guide.
Where and how to get k-pop in Sydney, Australia.
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KPOPALYPSE’s favourite live(ish) k-pop performances
Some live stages for you to enjoy.
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January 2013
K-pop? Why?
People are always asking this. Here’s the Kpopalypse answer.
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December 2012
KPOPALYPSE’s top 22 k-pop songs for 2012
A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.
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