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How drug-fucked is your bias? Drugs, the music business and k-pop
So, an article just came out about 2NE1′s Bom mailing drugs, and it reminded me that I’d been planning a post for a while now about drugs and the music business. I’m not really that interested in...
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 4: Taibian, Hong So Hee, AB Avenue
That’s right cao ni mas, it’s time for another episode of: You probably already know the rules, but here they are again: Less than 20,000 hits on YouTube Nobody outside Korea gives a shit Let’s do it....
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Stage presence – what it is, what it isn’t, and why your bias doesn’t have any
I dropped a comment a while back stating that CL was the only female k-pop idol who displayed anything resembling stage presence. This horrified nearly everyone – fans of 2NE1 were concerned that this...
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Sport and k-pop should not mix
Sport. I’m against it generally, and I’m even more against it in k-pop. This post is about why sport and k-pop need to remain separate, and I’ve made it because it’s one of those things that people...
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The 7 stages of k-pop fangirl grief
I spend a lot of time debunking the bullshit surrounding k-pop and helping people to see the reality behind the curtain of fairy floss, but what I haven’t ever really done is helped anyone deal with...
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Book review: Kpop Now – The Korean Music Revolution
In my eternal quest to shut up those people asking me to review shit all the time, here’s a review… of a book. Unlike song reviews, I figure that a book review might actually be vaguely useful to some...
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Kpopalypse fashion class – horizontal black and white stripes
Never one to shy away from the important issues surrounding k-pop, it’s time for Kpopalypse to cover an often-misunderstood and misrepresented topic of great importance – the effect of horizontal black...
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“The male gaze” debunked for k-pop fans
So Red Velvet’s new song came out and Kpopalypse doesn’t give a flying fuck. Why? It sounds like miss A’s “Breathe“, which I thought was shit. I’m too busy fapping to the debut by nugus 4Ladies who...
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The classiest and sexiest post that ever was both classy and sexy
I’ve recently written blogs about k-pop’s “sexy concepts” and also about “cute concepts“, and the non-existent differences between them, because everybody is so fucking fascinated by these topics. Now...
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Kpopalypse Battle – Park Bom vs Kemy
People want to know if Kpopalypse supports either 2NE1’s Park Bom or A.KOR’s Kemy in the latest hilarious k-pop drama, and which side they should choose. This post has the answers! Here’s a quick recap...
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Sarah Wolfgang/Hanhee (ex-TAHITI)
Welcome readers, to another episode of… This time Kpopalypse is interviewing Sarah Wolfgang, formerly of k-pop girl group Tahiti! A few months ago, Sarah Wolfgang’s Reddit AmA (“ask me anything”)...
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Lizzy Duckface improvement ratio
Avid Kpopalypse readers may remember that a while ago I made a post noting the large amount of duckface in the selcas from Lizzy of Orange Caramel/After School, and I started a petition to encourage...
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The differences between K-pop and western pop for those too lazy to write...
Inquiring minds wish to know the differences between Korean pop and pop from other countries. What are the differences? How much has one influenced the other? Is it true that one is superior? Why...
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Who killed EunB?
I’m sure almost all of you reading this have by now heard about the sad passing of 22 year old EunB (Go Eun Bi) from k-pop girl group Ladies Code. Here she is in the great “Hate You” MV which has got...
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So you don’t like my bias? Gosh, how interesting.
The idea for this post actually started from Anti Kpop-Fangirl, because people kept giving him shit about his biases on ask.fm and he wanted to tell those people how fucking lame they were being. We...
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 5: Kisum ft. Risso, 912 Crew, Rok Kiss
That’s right folks, it’s that time again! Welcome to yet another episode of: Kpopalypse will yet again bring you fresh (or stale) nugus to enhance your life (or not)! Nugu criteria as per usual: *...
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Kpopalypse 2NE1 shittiness survey – find the truth!
The experts agree: with a successful career, an eye-catching aesthetic unique among k-pop idol groups and several iconic hits under their belt, there’s no denying the influence of 2NE1, a YG...
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11 written-while-taking-a-shit click-bait k-pop articles written in the last...
One of the favourite criticisms directed at my own blog writing is that it’s somehow “click-bait”. Here I am spending hours of my time each week, pouring my heart and soul into articles for your...
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Kpopalypse Ice Bucket Fap Challenge – the complete k-pop girl list
Many people had questions about the Ice Bucket Challenge. Some people wanted to know “what is ALS?”, “how can I donate?”, “is this trend a good idea?”, “is this objectifying?”, “will I feel like a...
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The Block B quantum-multiverse project
It’s been called to my attention that my blogging has been noted by the Block B fan community, so here’s a little story written by Kpopalypse especially with them in mind. Although I could have...
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