This is not a post about Jessica leaving SNSD, so why not just skip it?
Actually this is a post just to let you know that the “2NE1 shittiness survey” results are now in. Click the sexy A.KOR bitches below, then scroll down to the conclusion to see the results! I must say...
View ArticleKPOPALYPSE’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2012
Some of you folks have noticed that I’ve got a “best of 2012″ list on my blog, but not a “worst of 2012″ list, and have asked when will I do a list of all the shitty stuff from that year. So due to...
View ArticleKpopalypse Monopoly
It’s a rainy day indoors with a bunch of your friends who are all k-pop fans, and suddenly the power goes out. What to do? Time to forget about the Internet and entertain yourself old-school style...
View ArticleLine-up changes and k-pop in 2014 – what’s the big deal?
Apparently, the Kpopalypse has arrived, and (for once) it’s got nothing to do with me. People have actually been trying to trend #kpopalypse on Twitter lately, and a lot of this has got to do with...
View ArticleKpopalypse language class – The Korean alphabet
It’s a constant source of embarrassment to me that I DJ a k-pop radio show yet I can’t speak a word of Korean. I’ve got no plans to go to Korea or anything like that, but it sure would be nice to be...
View ArticleCelebrating a year of sidebar Eunkyo
I’m in the middle of working on a very long post which is going to take me multiple days to finish. In the meantime, to keep you entertained while you wait, here’s a list of (almost) all the websites...
View ArticleBig boobs in k-pop guide part 2: the boobs that Kpopalypse forgot
Ever since I did my big boobs in k-pop guide post, I’ve been inundated with people complaining that my list left out their fave. I knew this would happen, after all such an exhaustive topic is never...
View ArticleKPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Cheonsa
It’s time once again for another episode of… For this episode Kpopalypse is interviewing Cheonsa. Who is she? Read on and find out. When I interviewed Sarah Wolfgang (ex-Tahiti) I also conducted...
View ArticleK-pop life lessons with Kpopalypse
Hey folks, it’s Kpopalypse here. As someone a little older than the average k-pop fan with lots of experience in the ups and downs of life, I’m aware that a lot of younger people read my blogging, and...
View ArticleMusic business 101 – the real deal for aspiring k-pop stars
Entering the music industry on any level in 2014 is exceptionally difficult, yet there are many people who wish to become pop stars. With the steady rise of k-pop’s profile globally, Korea and k-pop...
View ArticleKpopalypse’s completely 100% accurate and legit* predictions for the future...
Well, 2014 is nearly over and most people are happy to put it behind them. It hasn’t exactly been an outstanding year for k-pop, with so many controversies, scandals and tragedies. So what can we...
View ArticleAlbum rev-ew – F-ve Dolls “F-rst Love”
Today -’ve found out today someth-ng wh-ch -’ve suspected for a wh-le but wh-ch has now been conf-rmed – F-ve Dolls have d-sbanded. The label haven’t released an off-c-al statement yet, but none -s...
View ArticleKpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 6: Atomic Kiz, Hawon, Magic Flow ft. Rumble Fish
That’s right sluts, it’s time for another episode of: The regular blog series where Kpopalypse brings you fresh/stale nugus for your enjoyment and/or bemusement! Read on as I shove down your fucking...
View ArticleThoughtful Raina – the meme
Idol life is tough. There you are, sitting on a chair in a fake backyard by a fake white picket fence, holding a fake ice-cream made by food stylists with coloured frosting and powdered sugar,...
View ArticleHot sexy man-meat – locating the hottest guys in k-pop!
I’ve often been accused of being very gender-biased in my blogging, and that as a heterosexual male I haven’t been doing a lot of catering to those who would like to see some hot sexy men being reduced...
View ArticleDr. Strangefap, or: how I learned to stop worrying and love k-pop censorship
So I got asked this question by Anti Kpop-Fangirl: It’s a good question, and I think it’s definitely important enough for a post of its own so here it is. We all know that sex sells, but does more sex...
View ArticleKPOPALYPSE END OF YEAR MEGA SURVEY
You guys and girls like surveys. I like it that you like surveys. You said you wanted more surveys, bigger, longer, fatter, and with more cao ni ma action. Your wish is granted in the KPOPALYPSE END...
View ArticleLike money – k-pop music video production costs explained
In k-pop the music video is often as important as the song. I’d even go out on a not-very-dangerous limb and say it’s a lot more important than the song in most cases, and for a bunch of different...
View ArticleKpopalypse 2014 end of year mega survey – the results!
Thanks to everybody who did the 2014 end-of-year mega-survey! Over 850 responses were collected, breaking the current record for Kpopalypse survey participation – wow! Here’s all the results for you,...
View ArticleKpopalypse and AKF’s Red Light Mission – parts 1, 2 and 3
When f(x)’s “Red Light” came out, I thought it was great. So did Anti Kpop-Fangirl… and as it seems, few others agreed! Noticing the less-than-enthusiastic reaction from most k-pop fans, we decided...
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