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Book Review: Hello, I Love You
It’s Kpopalypse book review time again! Read on as Kpopalypse reads books about k-pop, so you don’t have to! Hello, I Love You Author: Katie M. Stout St. Martins Griffin, 304 pages, hardcover, 254mm x...
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Mission: Free Hyunaisaslut57!!!!! (T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap part 2)
You said that you wanted it, so here it is – a sequel to “T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap“! While this post does work as a standalone story, it’s a lot more fucking entertaining and the various references...
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POSITIVE post – Kim Hyun Joong
Kpopalypse is back with another POSITIVE post! Lots of people complain that Kpopalypse is too insulting and condescending, so there’s no time like the present to turn over a new POSITIVE leaf once...
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KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW – Neil Hannigan (ex-trainee at SM Entertainment)
Hello lovely readers! KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW is back once again to entertain you all! This time Kpopalypse is interviewing ex-trainee at SM Entertainment, Neil Hannigan! Read on to find out more! Neil...
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Kpopalypse ass survey 2015
About this time last year I made a post tracking down the greatest k-pop asses. Since a year has gone by, it’s time for an update, as a lot changes in a year of k-pop ass! I’m not any more of an...
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Kpopalypse’s 8 steps to iljin success for losers like you who should probably...
K-pop fans will probably already be familiar with the term iljin (일진) – a Korean word for young people who prioritise fun, positivity, social skills and being sexy over lonely boredom and pointless,...
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KPOPALYPSE presents THE GREATEST K-POP ASS MASTERPIECES OF 2015
It’s been a year since the last Kpopalypse ass post, so that means we’re due for an update! What’s changed in the world of k-pop ass? Which k-pop asses are generating the highest amount of faps? The...
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Tracking k-pop’s musical trends to 2015 – how can k-pop improve?
Inquiring minds have noticed the lack of quality in current k-pop and wish to know the answer to the following question: What does Kpopalypse want to hear in k-pop? More importantly, will any of it...
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 10: The Solutions, Dramatics, Underdog
Yes that’s right readers, it’s the return of: Kpopalypse returns yet again with more nugus to entertain you all! Read on and discover more k-pop nugus to enrich your life! It’s the tenth episode of...
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The K-pop vs Electro-Industrial EPILEPSY MV CHALLENGE
Kpopalypse returns with a new competition post just for you! Whether it’s about winning an award nobody cares about, getting to #1 on some pointless chart somewhere or coming at the top of some random...
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Haiku Reviews 2 – Kpopalypse has returned – prepare your anus
Very many folks / seemed to really quite enjoy / my Haiku reviews As Kpopalypse / is always happy to please / all of his readers I have now returned / with even more song reviews / in Haiku format Sit...
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Sulli vs Hwayoung – it’s a difference in determination levels
Inquiring minds wish to know the answer to the following question: It’s fine to say that someone is determined or not determined, but how is determination itself determined? It’s a good question,...
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Kpopalypse Nugu Alert Episode 11: Joe Rhee, Skolor, GAPP
Welcome to another edition of: Kpopalypse is back, straight out the fuckin’ dungeons of rap, where fake nugus don’t make it back! Suggested instrumental for this rhyme: Mobb Deep – Apostle’s Warning...
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How to determine the trufax of a k-pop idol’s personality
Here’s a question that I received a while back: The answer is: this one! Let’s find out all about the personalities of people in the k-pop media and how we can correctly judge them from our high horse...
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ONE MILLION VIEWS, holy shit
The Kpopalypse blog now has over 1,000,000 views! Wow! Okay, so half of those hits were probably just from people searching “kpop boobs” in Google Image Search, but the other half were from you...
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Vocal fakery – how likely is it in k-pop? Fuckin’ likely.
Vocals in k-pop. Everybody wants me to write about it, but there’s not a lot to say because nobody with a brain cares. The reasons why nobody with a brain cares are: A good singer’s good vocals don’t...
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CAO NI MA FREEDOM CELEBRATION POST
Sulli has officially left f(x), so I thought I’d bring to you this short pictorial to celebrate Sulli’s newfound freedom from having to do shitty idol stuff. Please enjoy. Bye folks! Unlike Sulli,...
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The KPOPALYPSE list of random girls in k-pop who I don’t find very attractive...
I’m a very positive person, and I never intended to write about the idols that I dislike. However, since making idiots upset is super funny, and everyone keeps fucking asking me about this fucking...
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Kpopalypse dreams I
It happens to everybody once they discover and get excited about a new music culture – it invades not just everyday aspects of their life, but also their subconscious mind. Kpopalypse is no exception!...
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Kpopalypse Fashion Class – polka dots
Hi there, cao ni mas! Since Seoul Fashion Week is coming up soon, Kpopalypse is back with another episode of the much-loved Kpopalypse Fashion Class, and this time we’re delving into the fascinating...
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