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KPOPALYPSE LIVE STREAM – reminder
Just a quick reminder that the KPOPALYPSE LIVE STREAM is ON like DONKEY KONG, this weekend! I will be streaming TWICE, 12 hours apart. This is for the benefit of those people who live in countries...
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The Crayon Pop fanboy cull
Picture this. You’re a young guy in high school and you’ve been a closet k-pop fanboy for a while now. Sure, you talk about it in forums while trolling under the safety of your anonymous handle...
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T-ae wants some cock……….. tail.
Trufax: my first exposure to the word “netizens” was through the title to this video: I thought “this video is pretty tame, really – what’s a ‘netizen’ anyway, is that some kind of slang for an...
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Do EXO have the ability to fix up their own batshit crazy fandom? Of course...
“Our school system trains kids to be ignorant, with style – functional ignoramuses. They do not equip students to deal with things like logic; they don’t give them the criteria by which to judge...
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KPOPALYPSE is on ask.fm because you’re a pussy
KPOPALYPSE is now on ask.fm! Want to ask me a question? Don’t want to ask under your real name because you’re too chickenshit to be held publicly accountable for it, or you’re worried that I might...
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Your bias gets INFINITE amounts of pussy
It’s no secret that as k-pop’s stock has risen globally, there are more young people in Korea than ever before striving to become idols, and that it’s a ridiculously competitive industry where...
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What comes After School? Your education.
This blog was inspired partly by a fascinating comment that came through my ask.fm account last week: I admit that I just typed in the first reply that came into my head at the time, but later on, this...
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Con, Troll
I just got back from seeing 4Minute in Sydney and I’m fuckin’ tired. I’ll write a blog about that shit tomorrow. In the meantime I thought you’d enjoy my entry into the k-rap scene. I thought I’d...
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4Minute in Sydney 1 September 2013: live review
True confessions time: I’ve never been to a k-pop concert before… and it’s not for a lack of trying. I had tickets to Super Show 67.3 and that was cancelled at the last minute because the guy who...
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Fuckin’ mergers – how do THEY work?
A few people have asked me over the last few weeks if I had any thoughts about the SM/Woollim merger. If you’re one of those three people, this post is for you. If not, I’ll try and make it...
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KPOPALYPSE LIVE STREAM #2
By popular demand, I’m streaming again this weekend! As per last time, I’m going to stream twice, 12 hours apart. This is for accommodate people in different timezones, because we’re not all...
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This little Piggy Doll didn’t go to market
We all know about the Piggy Dolls comeback, yeah? If not, you can read up about it here. Quick recap for those who haven’t been following this: three girls were in a group called Piggy Dolls that...
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Her “talents” are huge – why “MR removed” videos are all bullshit
For a while now, a horrible cancer has been infecting the world of k-pop – the obsession with “talent”. I put “talent” in inverted commas because when people talk about “talent” in k-pop in either a...
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Pornography and your right to fap: which K-pop idols are dedicated to the cause?
Let’s be honest – there’s no such thing as someone who is anti-pornography. We all love porn, and those who are the most vocal about hating it are always the ones who secretly love it the most. Not...
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Why the Fapgod has a seat in heaven reserved for IU
Imagine being IU for a moment. I know that might be tricky, but don’t worry – I’ll help. I don’t mean imagine being IU right at this moment in her career, but imagine being her back in the twilight...
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Dani is a perfect 10
I live in Australia, but I’m not a “patriot” (ewww gross) or a “proud Australian” (bleuuurgh), because anyone who is a “proud Australian” actually isn’t culturally Australian whatsoever – they’re a...
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KPOPALYPSE LIVESTREAM #3
KPOPALYPSE IS GOING TO STREAM ALL OVER YOU Yes, it’s the return of the KPOPALYPSE LIVESTREAM! Q: What is this livestream thing? You’re not really going to squirt me with a hose, are you? A:...
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Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies
This blog was inspired by the latest controversy surrounding that dastardly devil-may-care trouble-magnet IU. I’m sure getting some blog value out of IU lately. If I ever meet her I’ll have to offer...
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Equally angsty Koreaboo i-netizen – the meme
I get misunderstood a lot when I talk about Korean netizens. People always misinterpret what I say as if I’m picking on the poor Korean Internet users and putting netizens from other countries on...
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